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Joke Time!!!
HAYDEN
Q: what if one day makasalubong mo si "KATRINA HALILI" tapos mag HI siya sayo?..
A: edi reply her back, "HAY- den"
hehehehe
TokyoTokyo
Sa Tokyo-Tokyo Restaurant...
Cashier: Sir, Ano pOng order nila?
Manong: Ah, isa ngang TA-KE-HO-ME.
Cashier: Sir, TAKEHOME po yan!
CLUB
Isang araw my isang badjao na pumasok sa isang ClUB umupo sya sa pinaka unang lamesa.
costumer 1:paorder nga ng KABAYO
(binigyan sya ng RED HORSE BEER)
costumer 2:paorder nga ng AGILA
(binigyan sya ng GOLDEN EAGLE BEER)
YUNG BADJAO NMAN d nya alam UNG ga2win nya umorder sya ng pato BINIGYAN SYA NG SILVER SWAN hahahahahahahahah......
BADJAO:putang ina nman MUKHASIM NA MUKHASIM....hahaha...
Q: what if one day makasalubong mo si "KATRINA HALILI" tapos mag HI siya sayo?..
A: edi reply her back, "HAY- den"
hehehehe
TokyoTokyo
Sa Tokyo-Tokyo Restaurant...
Cashier: Sir, Ano pOng order nila?
Manong: Ah, isa ngang TA-KE-HO-ME.
Cashier: Sir, TAKEHOME po yan!
CLUB
Isang araw my isang badjao na pumasok sa isang ClUB umupo sya sa pinaka unang lamesa.
costumer 1:paorder nga ng KABAYO
(binigyan sya ng RED HORSE BEER)
costumer 2:paorder nga ng AGILA
(binigyan sya ng GOLDEN EAGLE BEER)
YUNG BADJAO NMAN d nya alam UNG ga2win nya umorder sya ng pato BINIGYAN SYA NG SILVER SWAN hahahahahahahahah......
BADJAO:putang ina nman MUKHASIM NA MUKHASIM....hahaha...
Re: Joke Time!!!
After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa birdie ni Boy Bastos.
Boy Bastos: Gusto mo ulit?
Girl: Hindi, nami-miss ko lang, meron kasi ako dati nito eh!
__________________
Boy Bastos: Gusto mo ulit?
Girl: Hindi, nami-miss ko lang, meron kasi ako dati nito eh!
__________________
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Re: Joke Time!!!
Title: MAARTENG KOTSE
anong kotse ang maarte??
edi HonDUH..
e ung mas maarte?
edi MazDUH..
Title: Masasakit mag salita
Masasakit na marinig sa isang babae pag nakaharap sa isang nakahubad na lalake:
1. Mas malalaking tabako ang sinigarilyo ko kesa diyan.
2. Ahhh, ang cute naman.
3. Ano kaya, magyakapan na lang tayo.
4. Nagkunsulta ka na ba sa isang plastic surgeon?
5. Pasayawin mo naman o…
6. Wow, ang laki pa naman ng paa mo.
7. Oh no… biglang sumakit ang ulo ko.
8. Ngayon alam ko na kung bakit napakaganda ng kotse mo.
9. Ano kaya, pag dinilig natin, lalaki yan?
10. Giniginaw ka ba?
Title: Maalala mo kaya...
Dear Ate Charo,
It’s so hirap talaga to study in UP, the University of the Poor.You know, I never wanted to study here. But my parents kasi, they both went to UP and they said na it was the best school talaga.
Eh ‘di I went. But no! When I got here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay after the first day pa lang.
Would you believe, there’s no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the fan doesn’t work pa. And then this guy who was like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa! The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make tago. But I couldn’t make hugas my hands that were so pawis from escaping such a near-death experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you feel my pain na ba?
But wait, there’s more. Last Thursday kasi Daddy’s Volvo was bawal, eh the Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make sakay with my yaya in the Ikot jeep. It was so siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the girl next to me. Like, it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman, the Ikot jeeps are old na nga, they’re mainit pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there’s an increase in pamasahe ‘di ba? So when the car is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make bayad.
Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center? It’s so kadiri talaga. I’m forced na nga to make Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in that place otherwise) pero I’m so inis because it’s so maliit and madilim, and most of the stalls don’t have aircon. They should tear it down na and build a mall na lang. Then I wouldn’t have to go to Katipunan pa to get my Starbucks fix.
My gosh, this place is so bulok I don’t know nga why anyone would bother making turo here pa. Just yesterday, my professor was kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a matino whiteboard marker but of course there was none. Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of desks in every classroom there would be no more need or whiteboards di ba? But you know even if there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate. Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like Downy.Now I’m in my third year na. I don’t want to stay in this place anymore.I don’t give a paki if UP’s the best university here. I’m gonig to transfer to Assumption, where the CRs have liquid soap.
tnx.
anong kotse ang maarte??
edi HonDUH..
e ung mas maarte?
edi MazDUH..
Title: Masasakit mag salita
Masasakit na marinig sa isang babae pag nakaharap sa isang nakahubad na lalake:
1. Mas malalaking tabako ang sinigarilyo ko kesa diyan.
2. Ahhh, ang cute naman.
3. Ano kaya, magyakapan na lang tayo.
4. Nagkunsulta ka na ba sa isang plastic surgeon?
5. Pasayawin mo naman o…
6. Wow, ang laki pa naman ng paa mo.
7. Oh no… biglang sumakit ang ulo ko.
8. Ngayon alam ko na kung bakit napakaganda ng kotse mo.
9. Ano kaya, pag dinilig natin, lalaki yan?
10. Giniginaw ka ba?
Title: Maalala mo kaya...
Dear Ate Charo,
It’s so hirap talaga to study in UP, the University of the Poor.You know, I never wanted to study here. But my parents kasi, they both went to UP and they said na it was the best school talaga.
Eh ‘di I went. But no! When I got here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay after the first day pa lang.
Would you believe, there’s no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the fan doesn’t work pa. And then this guy who was like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa! The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make tago. But I couldn’t make hugas my hands that were so pawis from escaping such a near-death experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you feel my pain na ba?
But wait, there’s more. Last Thursday kasi Daddy’s Volvo was bawal, eh the Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make sakay with my yaya in the Ikot jeep. It was so siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the girl next to me. Like, it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman, the Ikot jeeps are old na nga, they’re mainit pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there’s an increase in pamasahe ‘di ba? So when the car is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make bayad.
Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center? It’s so kadiri talaga. I’m forced na nga to make Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in that place otherwise) pero I’m so inis because it’s so maliit and madilim, and most of the stalls don’t have aircon. They should tear it down na and build a mall na lang. Then I wouldn’t have to go to Katipunan pa to get my Starbucks fix.
My gosh, this place is so bulok I don’t know nga why anyone would bother making turo here pa. Just yesterday, my professor was kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a matino whiteboard marker but of course there was none. Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of desks in every classroom there would be no more need or whiteboards di ba? But you know even if there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate. Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like Downy.Now I’m in my third year na. I don’t want to stay in this place anymore.I don’t give a paki if UP’s the best university here. I’m gonig to transfer to Assumption, where the CRs have liquid soap.
tnx.
Re: Joke Time!!!
The best joke of the month!!! Former President Arroyo is dead after battling colon cancer!
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/pinoy-migration/07/24/09/ny-pinoys-hold-healing-mass-cory
Filipinos in New York are rallying behind former President Arroyo in prayers as she battles colon cancer.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/pinoy-migration/07/24/09/ny-pinoys-hold-healing-mass-cory
Filipinos in New York are rallying behind former President Arroyo in prayers as she battles colon cancer.
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